Dan becomes unbelievably irritated over the slightest piece of SPAM, spam trap so he has decided not to include one of those convenient mailto: e-mail links that occur on various places on the internet. No, instead, he’s going to remind you all that e-mail addresses are all in the form of user@domain, where the “user” is a person’s username on their mail server, and “domain” is the name of their server.

Dan’s domain is drmoose.net. Which user you should use depends on what you want to e-mail Dan about. Your choices include:

For school-related things, just use Dan’s Miami address. His username at Miami is charnedn.

Sorry if this is a tad confusing. Dan just really, really, really hates SPAM.

Dan absolutely refuses to give you his physical address, but if you’re a clever hacker or googler, he’s confident you can find it. Dan considers snail mail too much of a hassle, so all snail mail Dan receives is quickly sorted into one of three categories—bills, checks, and trash—and handled accordingly. Guess which category you would be in.