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How to, part 1: About to Receive

Sleep Deprivation Theatre, strip 12 ‘About to Receive'.  Scroll down for transcript.
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Dan talks to himself

I envision the people at Plasq one day using this series as an advertisement for Comic Life. I also envision having unlimited funds, a greater degree of self control, and an intelligent, attractive female roommate. That won’t happen either.

Transcript (because life is uncertain)

This week, SDT presents “How to Start your own Stick-Figure Webcomic in 12 Easy Steps.”

Panel 1

Narrator
Step One: Admit to yourself that you have no hope of ever being able to draw well.

Adam is crying into his beverage at a bar.

Panel 2

Narrator
Step Two: Convince a family member to give you a scanner.

Adam is walking across the panel with a shotgun. Mike watches.

Mike
(thinking)I’m not going to ask.

Panel 3

Narrator
Step Three: Take a complimentary pencil from a golf course.

A girl is golfing with her father.

Father
I don’t know how that fellow keeps getting past security.

Panel 4

Narrator
Step Four: Take some complimentary paper from the supply cabinet at church.

Adam is kneeling in prayer beside an open cabinet.

Adam
I thank you, Lord for what I am about to receive.
Narrator
You know, the one they always forget to lock.

Created on 28 Jul 07. Last edit 19 Dec 07 by Dan.