I’ve always thought of those signs as a challenge. Oh, as an added bonus, the first person to get the joke behind “Baltar’s” coffee has absolutely no life.
Transcript (making Big Brother’s life easier)
Panel 1
Mike walks into Baltar’s Coffee.
Panel 2
Narrator
Monday…
Inside, Mike walks past a sign that says “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
Panel 3
Narrator
Tuesday…
Mike walks past a sign that says “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pants, No Service”
Panel 4
Narrator
Wednesday…
The sign now says “No shirt OR no shoes OR no pants, no service.”
Panel 5
Narrator
Thursday…
The sign now says “No shirt Inclusive-OR no shoes Inclusive-OR no pants, no service.”
Panel 6
Narrator
Friday…
The sign now says “Baltar’s coffee will not serve you if any of the following is true:
You are not wearing a shirt
You are not wearing shoes
You are not wearing pants
You are balancing a dead otter on your head."
Panel 7
Mike is talking to the owner.
Mike
Why don’t you just ban Adam?
Owner
A lot of people come here just to see what he’s going to do next.
