Coming up with the name “Wanker Walrus” actually took me a while. I wanted something that was original and cute, yet offensive. Something that could not possibly refer to anything good. Apologies to anyone my naughty language has offended. I never said this comic would be family friendly. I even have a parental advisory on the about page. For future reference, the “F” word occurs once too, several months from now.
Transcript (for search robots)
Today, SDT continues to present “How to Start your own Stick-Figure Webcomic in 12 Easy Steps.”
Panel 1
Narrator
Step Five: Take a complimentary eraser and magic marker from the elementary school on parents’ night.
A teacher watches Adam rummaging through a filing cabinet.
Teacher
Whose father are you again?
Adam
Does your school have a “Jenny?"
Teacher
…Yes
Adam
Okay, let’s go with that.
Panel 2
Narrator
Step Six: Try to develop some brilliant, original characters.
Mike is looking at the computer over Adam’s shoulder.
Mike
Wanker Walrus? You’re out of your mind.
Panel 3
Narrator
Step Seven: Admit to yourself you have no hope of doing that, either.
Adam is once again crying into his beverage at a bar.
Panel 4
Narrator
Step Eight: Draw some stick figures with a pencil, correcting your mistakes with the eraser.
This panel has a photograph of a piece of paper with two stick figures. One is holding a bag.
